Great Mother of God...
Why didn't anybody tell me about this before?
I mean, I knew about it; but I didn't, y'know, know about it.
The winter indoor training rides were putting a bit more stress than normal on the ass regions, so I decided to give this stuff a shot & see if it helped. (Filzer Happy Chamois Cream. Got it at Mountain Equipment Co-op.)
Holy crap. Wow.
Maybe it's the best chamois cream going, I dunno, it's the only one I've ever tried. All I know is, as far as my chamois is concerned, it's very well named.
The greatest thing since bib shorts.